Jeff has heard that someone called 'Bojo' wants to be PM. Jeff thinks Bojo is a total arse. Jeff thinks he could do a better job as PM. Jeff has some strong and stable policies, unlike Bojo. Jeff says all squirrels will be deported. The squirrels are coming over here and stealing our British nuts. Jeff has no nuts. Jeff wants his nuts back! Vote Jeff for PM.
This is the blog of Jeff the dog. Jeff is a dog! He is from Romania but now lives in the UK. He likes naps, his bed and walks. He enjoys playing in the garden and having the zoomies. He is only a bit smelly but he is very hairy.
Friday, May 17, 2019
Monday, May 13, 2019
Saturday, May 11, 2019
Jeff Digs Holes
Jeff has been digging in the garden. Jeff likes digging holes. Jeff is digging for squirrels. Jeff has not found any squirrels. Jeff is sad.
Saturday, May 4, 2019
Jeff likes Star Wars*
Jeff is a big Star Wars fan. Jeff is a scruffy nerf herder. Jeff speaks fluent Wookie. Jeff likes crispy ewok for tea. Jeff likes to dress up as Princess Leia. Jeff looks like Jar Jar Binks with hair. May the Fourth be with you Jeff.
* only the original films, not that new rubbish.
* only the original films, not that new rubbish.
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
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