Where have the Squirrels gone Jeff?

Jeff  loves the smell of squirrel in the morning. Jeff likes to chase squirrels. The squirrels always disappear. Jeff thinks they are hiding underground in tunnels, just like the VC. Jeff does not look up. 

Jeff's Bed

Jeff has a bed. Jeff is fed up with Blue Monkey and Quacky Duck pinching his bed. Jeff has a new sign. Jeff's sign says that nobody can pinch his bed. That means you, Blue Monkey!

Burping Jeff

Jeff has many habits. Jeff has discovered a disgusting new one. Jeff likes to burp. Jeff is very pleased with his new burping.

DJ Jeff Drops the Beats

Jeff was an international jet setting acid house club DJ until someone stole his DJ name. Now Jeff is available for weddings, children's parties and Xmas discos. Spin that **** DJ Jeff.

Jeff is not the Fresh Prince

Jeff likes to have a sniff before he has a wee. Jeff likes to have a scratch after having a poo. Jeff likes to Sniff n' Wee and he likes to Scratch n' Poo. Unfortunately, Jeff does not Shake n' Vac to get the freshness back.

Jeff has an 'E' in it.

Jeff is back from his dog holiday at Auntie Briony's. Auntie Briony has been giving Jeff tasty treats. Jeff's favourite treat is a round biscuit made by Irish Raver...sorry, Irish Rover. Auntie Briony calls them discos. We know what they really are, don't we Jeff? 

Jeff is Royalty

Jeff is on holiday with Auntie Briony. Jeff is being treated like royalty. Jeff thinks he's a superstar. Get a grip Jeff!